You can stick Robbie Williams up your………..
November 5, 2006 at 6:13 pm | In Football Stuff, General |So Crewe ’strolled’ to victory in the big match, through a goal from Nicky Maynard (below) and a final minute of extra time, retaken penalty from Luke Rodgers, to win 2-1…..phew!
Now, whilst the football was spectacular I realised that there is one, integral part of British culture that is so often overlooked….the football chant!
Here are some of my favourites, and bear in mind that Port Vale are from Stoke…
‘You can stick your oatcakes/wedgewood/Robbie Williams up your ar*e’
‘Feeeeed the Claaayheads, let them know its Christmas time’
‘Have you met your, have you met your, have you ever met your dad’?
Although Port Vale got the most cruel jab in with:
‘Oooh Dario Gradi. Oooh Dario Gradi. With his packet of sweets and his sweet little smile, Dario’s a f*cking paedophile’
Not very nice!!! Its cos Crewe have a well developed youth policy…..but we had the last laugh! Come on Crewe!!!!!!
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Joshua, Joshua, Joshua.
This is grim!
Can’t believe the best thing you can find to write about is a football match!
Here are me and Thals, off trecking across China. Well when I say trecking what I mean is getting on a train and going to a swanky hotel. But we did see statues of goats and were almost being killed by the crazy drivers and what are you doing - learning Crew chants!
Step it up me lad!
Just kidding! Hope you’re having a fab time and look forward to seeing you soon and boring you with photos! Kels x
Comment by Kelly — November 6, 2006 #
Hi Josh
Just thought that we’d share some of our fave football chants.
“We’re Millwall, we’re Millwall, no-one likes us and we don’t care!”
When Bristol Rovers play Bristol City we like to sing “When the red red robin comes bob bob bobbin along, shoot the bastard shoot the bastard.”
As you may have guessed, City’s emblem is the Robin.
Rorie
Comment by Rorie Jefferies — November 7, 2006 #