(Sung) ‘Dario Gradi’s Red ‘ n ‘ White Army!!!!!!!’
November 3, 2006 at 2:16 pm | In Football Stuff, General |Come on the Alex!!!!!!!

As you may have guessed I am a supporter of officially the most admired football team in the country, Crewe Alexandra.
They’ve been a bit up and down of late however………OK, down and down, with the odd up. Recent matches have been a gutting 2-1 defeat to Manchester United in the cup where we outplayed those overpaid prawn munchers for 119 minutes until they scored a second……but we gave it our best!
We followed that up with a 5-1 drubbing to Rotheram….so up then a massive downer!
However the match of the century , Crewe Alex v’s Port Vale is this weekend and I’ll be there, shouting myself hoarse with the rest of them, but not bossing the midfield ( which is what they really need!)
In honour of this big derby match I thought I’d teach you all the words to the favourite song in the stands:
‘When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, what should I be?’
‘Should I be Vale? Should I be Stoke?…….this is what she said to me’
‘Wash your mouth out son! And fetch your fathers gun!’
‘And shoot the Clayhead Scum’
‘Scum scum scum scum etc etc etc’
Come on Crewe!
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Hey Josh,
This is Andy who’s with Amy in the Maldives!
Just wanted to say, coming from near the Peaks in Derbyshire, I’m really looking forward to more of your comments about life up North, and telling those ‘Southern softies’ just how great it is!
Also loved the Crewe chant.
Come on you Rams
Comment by Andy — November 5, 2006 #
Andy!
Cheers for the support, and the Sourtern Softies comment….solidarity!!!
I was wondering the other day if you were the same ‘Andy’ I thought your were, and now I know you’re from Derby it confirms it. I remember you running about like a mad thing playing footy at NS2 whilst the rest of us wanted to get inside with a pint cos it was sooooo cold!
Good work on your lady friend by the way…..you may win the competition for ‘most exotic elective romance’ that I’ve just created
Keep having fun
Josh
Comment by joshpotter — November 5, 2006 #